Maryland MVA... huh??

[GregV814]

my emissions notice arrived today, so because I am old and had my Metamucil already, I drove to the emissions center in Prince Frederick..

I forgot why I was there, because I am old... but I opened a new box of chicklets gum...

anyway I noted on the bottom of the emissions form that I could get a waiver if I was 70 and that car isnt driven more than 5,000 miles a year.

Check, check, sign..

The clerk did his job and gave me a receipt that says I waived, BUT come back in 2028... Damn!!!!! I'll be younger then??????

 

[Czar]

MD tests for emissions?

 

[Lightkeeper]

MD tests for emissions?

Calvert County does for non-diesel vehicles.

 

[Kyle]

I got penalized for emissions violations at work.

 

[Sneakers]

Put some of this in your gas tank.

 

[PrchJrkr]

Thankfully, St. Mary's doesn't have emissions checks. I'm swapping my failing EFI system out for a carburetor and HEI distributor. I'm tired of having the truck disabling itself whenever it sees fit, leaving me to have to go through the one hour reset procedure that doesn't always work the first time.

 

[Gilligan]

I got penalized for emissions violations at work.

You need a better distribution method to reduce local concentrations. Often referred to as "crop dusting".

 

[Kyle]

You need a better distribution method to reduce local concentrations. Often referred to as "crop dusting".

Yeah.

Nothing brings a smile to my face quite like the muffled, echoing cries as the elevator doors close behind me.

 

[frequentflier]

Yeah.

Nothing brings a smile to my face quite like the muffled, echoing cries as the elevator doors close behind me.

Do your co workers qualify for hazard pay?

 

[Kyle]

Do your co workers qualify for hazard pay?

Definitely during Chili season.

 

[Czar]

Do these emission checks also check for out of state registration?

 

[PrchJrkr]

Do these emission checks also check for out of state registration?

Wouldn't they be exempt? I believe this is tracked by MD MVA via registration. I could be wrong.

This is so easy, even I figured it out. VA has personal property tax on vehicles and the current tax stickers are displayed on the windshield for easy identification.

Any time I see a VA plate on a hoopty, I try to check the windshield for these stickers. If no tax stickers are present, chances are the car belongs to a non-VA resident.

 

[Gilligan]

Yeah.

Nothing brings a smile to my face quite like the muffled, echoing cries as the elevator doors close behind me.

...For some strange reason....I can relate.

I had to quit crop dusting our electronics department after they correlated very noticeable deteriorations in air quality with my otherwise rare visits to that company space.

 

[Czar]

Wouldn't they be exempt? I believe this is tracked by MD MVA via registration. I could be wrong.

This is so easy, even I figured it out. VA has personal property tax on vehicles and the current tax stickers are displayed on the windshield for easy identification.

Any time I see a VA plate on a hoopty, I try to check the windshield for these stickers. If no tax stickers are present, chances are the car belongs to a non-VA resident.

How does one register a vehicle in VA and not pay the personal property tax?

 

[PrchJrkr]

How does one register a vehicle in VA and not pay the personal property tax?

That, I don't know, but take a good hard look sometime. I swear on The Bible this is triue.

 

[Czar]

That, I don't know, but take a good hard look sometime. I swear on The Bible this is triue.

Virginia missing out on squeezing out tax money? Is this even possible?

 

[BOP]

Virginia missing out on squeezing out tax money? Is this even possible?

Oh, no they're not.

 

[TPD]

Oh, no they're not.

That’s a lotta taxes!

 

[3CATSAILOR]

my emissions notice arrived today, so because I am old and had my Metamucil already, I drove to the emissions center in Prince Frederick..

I forgot why I was there, because I am old... but I opened a new box of chicklets gum...

anyway I noted on the bottom of the emissions form that I could get a waiver if I was 70 and that car isnt driven more than 5,000 miles a year.

Check, check, sign..

The clerk did his job and gave me a receipt that says I waived, BUT come back in 2028... Damn!!!!! I'll be younger then??????

What about the diesel vehicles? Are they exempt?

 

[Lightkeeper]

What about the diesel vehicles? Are they exempt?

In Calvert, my diesel is exempt. My SUV is also due to my age and the lower use on it.