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A crusty old Master Chief found himself at a gala event, hosted by a local
liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic
ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the old Chief for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Master Chief, but you seem to be a very serious
man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Chief said, Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
The Master Chief's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, many ships and a lot of
action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex"
He just looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously. I mean no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?"
The Master Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
"You think so? It's only 2130 now!"
liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic
ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the old Chief for conversation.
She said, "Excuse me, Master Chief, but you seem to be a very serious
man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am," the Chief said, Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action."
The Master Chief's short reply was, "Yes, ma'am, many ships and a lot of
action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex"
He just looked at her and replied, "1955."
She said, "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously. I mean no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?"
The Master Chief, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice,
"You think so? It's only 2130 now!"