Otter
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Pixie parked her brand-new Lexus in front of her office, ready to show it off to her colleagues. As she got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
Pixie immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, Pixie started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up recently, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When Pixie finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked Pixie.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"OH MY GOD!" screamed Pixie.
"Where's my tennis bracelet?"
Pixie immediately grabbed her cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, Pixie started screaming hysterically. Her Lexus, which she had just picked up recently, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When Pixie finally wound down from her ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked Pixie.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"OH MY GOD!" screamed Pixie.
"Where's my tennis bracelet?"
It's in my car. You're going to have to call me and remind me to take it out. It's in the ashtray (don't worry I flick my butts out the window. 
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