Maybe he was meant to be a Mall Ninja

[Ponytail]

Tualatin Man Accidentally Shoots, Kills Wife - News Story - KPTV Portland

 

[Chainsaw Slayer]

If he was a ninja he would have choped his wifes head off and drank her blood. Ninjas never try to revive people.

 

[Ponytail]

If he was a ninja he would have choped his wifes head off and drank her blood. Ninjas never try to revive people.

What is this "choping" that you speak of?

 

[godsbutterfly]

Tualatin Man Accidentally Shoots, Kills Wife - News Story - KPTV Portland

Oh my goodness! How awful!

 

[ImnoMensa]

This guy broke all the rules. His wife paid the price.

 

[FireBrand]

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[Pandora]

That poor girl married an idiot!

 

[craberta]

He was very gun-ho! weapons should not be loaded or the safety off unless you are at a gun range, or actually goint to shoot someone! I keep mine put so far away my plan is to throw my pet rats at the poor doofus that ever decides to come in here. Does anyone remember the two sailors or marines who were playing quickdraw and one accidently shot the other.

 

[Pushrod]

He's a shoe in for the Swat team now!

 

[LateApex]

He was very gun-ho! weapons should not be loaded or the safety off unless you are at a gun range, or actually goint to shoot someone! I keep mine put so far away my plan is to throw my pet rats at the poor doofus that ever decides to come in here. Does anyone remember the two sailors or marines who were playing quickdraw and one accidently shot the other.

That's natural selection in action right there...