McCain, Hillary and Obama

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John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”

McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book.” God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my right side.”

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?” Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long.” God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my left side.”

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
Obama smiles and replies, “I think you’re in my seat.”

 

[Animal]

continued.....

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”

McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book.” God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my right side.”

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?” Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long.” God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my left side.”

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
Obama smiles and replies, “I think you’re in my seat.”

So, God gets up and Obama takes the seat.

God, now standing in front of the seated trio, looks at Hillary and says "Hey, left nut."
Then God looks at John and says, "Hey, right nut."
Then he says, "Who is the dick in the middle?" and *poof* they all disappear to a thunderous roar of laughter.

 

[Penn]

Actually, the way I envision the scene, McCain are and Hillary are accepted on their own merits; they tried to make a difference. Barack H. Obama is quite another medium, altogether.

He campaigned as "the Change", obviously a lie, an attention getter, a vision, that we have all seen everyday, on our TVs. He relishes the TV cameras; he cannot tear himself away from them.

God says to him(Obama), are you that much of a narcissist, after all you have stirred up in the world? Olympics in Chicago? Are YOU kidding me??

You are a southside Chicago boy, dude! It's going to be a bit HOTTER, where your destination ends!