McCain neutralizes the Biden choice...

Larry Gude

Strung Out
...in his opening statement;

"In announcing my choice for VP, I'd like to first acknowledge my opponents choice of Sen. Joe Biden, one of my dearest friends, as his vice presidential running mate. I think Joe is a fantastic choice. In fact, I like him so much he was going to be MY choice until I'd found out that he'd accepted a lower offer..."



:killingme





PS: I made this up.
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
...in his opening statement;

"In announcing my choice for VP, I'd like to first acknowledge my opponents choice of Sen. Joe Biden, one of my dearest friends, as his vice presidential running mate. I think Joe is a fantastic choice. In fact, I like him so much he was going to be MY choice until I'd found out that he'd accepted a lower offer..."



:killingme





PS: I made this up.

Not bad. Send it in to his campaign headquarters.
 
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