Larry Gude
Strung Out
...in his opening statement;
"In announcing my choice for VP, I'd like to first acknowledge my opponents choice of Sen. Joe Biden, one of my dearest friends, as his vice presidential running mate. I think Joe is a fantastic choice. In fact, I like him so much he was going to be MY choice until I'd found out that he'd accepted a lower offer..."
PS: I made this up.
"In announcing my choice for VP, I'd like to first acknowledge my opponents choice of Sen. Joe Biden, one of my dearest friends, as his vice presidential running mate. I think Joe is a fantastic choice. In fact, I like him so much he was going to be MY choice until I'd found out that he'd accepted a lower offer..."
PS: I made this up.