Meat Department

[unixpirate]

AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 7/10



A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket. "I've lost my girlfriend," he tells her. "Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?"
"Sure, but I don't understand how that would help," she replies.

"Well, every time I talk to a woman with breasts like yours, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere."

 

[bluecat]

 

[KCM]

 

[Kyle]

 

[Grumpy]

Wonder what happens when it gets heated up.

 

[my-thyme]

Tri-tip, yum

 

[Gilligan]

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no you aren't...

 

[Merlin99]

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but it's Ralph's

 

[Kyle]

Wonder what happens when it gets heated up.

Knocks the lid off the crockpot?