But thatâs not even close to all! Corporate media is melting down. First, on Tuesday, the Daily Beast ran a story headlined, âChris Wallace Quits CNN to Build Future in Streaming.â Okay, Chris, sure.
Buh-bye! Antique neocon, RINO, boomer, and sell-out journalist Chris Wallace, 77, announced early this week heâs âquittingâ CNN to, and I am not making this up, pursue podcasting. Like Joe Rogan.
Good luck.
To his credit, Chris was the first CNN anchor to correctly predict Trumpâs win on election night. Now heâs seeking productive employment. âThis is the first time in 55 years Iâve been between jobs,â he said. âI am actually excited and liberated by that.â Well, heâs liberated, that part is true.
We may glean a hint at what actually motivated the veteran broadcaster from other headlines. Just like Jack Smith, Chris is quitting before he can be fired. The Economic Times ran a story Tuesday headlined, âMassive layoffs coming soon: CNN to sack hundreds including top stars due to dismal election ratings.â
Womp womp.
CNNâs star has fallen faster than an expired StarLink satellite. Once the gold standard of network news, CNN only garnered 5.1 million viewers on election night, âseverely trailing behind MSNBC and Fox News.â The podcasting business is about to get a lot busier. Top CNN anchors like Anderson Cooper and Erin Burnett are reportedly on the chopping block.
There was more. Shore News ran a story, also Tuesday, headlined âComcast to Put MSNBC and Oprah Founded Oxygen Networks Up For Sale in Cable TV Sell Off.â Itâs a fire sale. MSNBCâs ratings tanked by over fifty percent after the election. Going out for business!
Itâs baffling. How could this happen, given all the talent at MSNBC? While Kamala Harris was losing on election night, as CNNâs white anchors listened and nodded sagely, black anchoress Joy Reid opined that the high numbers of black voters bubbling ballots for Trump resulted from âblack anti-blackness,â and opined those black voters were âdown with White Supremacy.â
Black White Supremacy. Thatâs the kind of keen, insightful analysis that MSNBC viewers âenjoy.â
Anyway, early this week, Comcast âwhich owns MSNBCâ announced it is âconsideringâ selling the news network. Making that kind of ambiguous announcement is a way of inviting offers. Comcast is saying, please, somebody take this crappy network before we have to auction it off. Take a look at the MSNBC anchorsâ glum faces while far-left Axios publisher Frank Bruni scolded them as useless elitists:
CLIP: Axiosâ Frank Bruni delivers some home truths to melancholy MSNBC âstarsâ (2:18).
Sane Americans were forced to endure four years of MSNBCâs sneering opinions and smug political preening. Our measuring cups of sympathy are dry for these folksâ sudden and unexpected severance. Theyâd drunk the Kool-Aid. They were high on their own supply. Theyâd all planned profitable exits into a new Kamala Harris Administration (shudders of relief at avoiding that horrific potentiality are perfectly appropriate after reading the phrase), as the Democratsâ media-government-media employment turnstiles would have spun like roulette wheels.
But now, with the far-left media rapidly shrinking, and with the Trump Administration hiring conservative MAGA favorites like Matt Gaetz, these lunatic leftists have nowhere to go. Maybe podcasting. Or, as Nancy Pelosi used to call it, they can try âfunemployment.â
Buh-bye! Antique neocon, RINO, boomer, and sell-out journalist Chris Wallace, 77, announced early this week heâs âquittingâ CNN to, and I am not making this up, pursue podcasting. Like Joe Rogan.
Good luck.
To his credit, Chris was the first CNN anchor to correctly predict Trumpâs win on election night. Now heâs seeking productive employment. âThis is the first time in 55 years Iâve been between jobs,â he said. âI am actually excited and liberated by that.â Well, heâs liberated, that part is true.
We may glean a hint at what actually motivated the veteran broadcaster from other headlines. Just like Jack Smith, Chris is quitting before he can be fired. The Economic Times ran a story Tuesday headlined, âMassive layoffs coming soon: CNN to sack hundreds including top stars due to dismal election ratings.â
Womp womp.
CNNâs star has fallen faster than an expired StarLink satellite. Once the gold standard of network news, CNN only garnered 5.1 million viewers on election night, âseverely trailing behind MSNBC and Fox News.â The podcasting business is about to get a lot busier. Top CNN anchors like Anderson Cooper and Erin Burnett are reportedly on the chopping block.
There was more. Shore News ran a story, also Tuesday, headlined âComcast to Put MSNBC and Oprah Founded Oxygen Networks Up For Sale in Cable TV Sell Off.â Itâs a fire sale. MSNBCâs ratings tanked by over fifty percent after the election. Going out for business!
Itâs baffling. How could this happen, given all the talent at MSNBC? While Kamala Harris was losing on election night, as CNNâs white anchors listened and nodded sagely, black anchoress Joy Reid opined that the high numbers of black voters bubbling ballots for Trump resulted from âblack anti-blackness,â and opined those black voters were âdown with White Supremacy.â
Black White Supremacy. Thatâs the kind of keen, insightful analysis that MSNBC viewers âenjoy.â
Anyway, early this week, Comcast âwhich owns MSNBCâ announced it is âconsideringâ selling the news network. Making that kind of ambiguous announcement is a way of inviting offers. Comcast is saying, please, somebody take this crappy network before we have to auction it off. Take a look at the MSNBC anchorsâ glum faces while far-left Axios publisher Frank Bruni scolded them as useless elitists:
CLIP: Axiosâ Frank Bruni delivers some home truths to melancholy MSNBC âstarsâ (2:18).
Sane Americans were forced to endure four years of MSNBCâs sneering opinions and smug political preening. Our measuring cups of sympathy are dry for these folksâ sudden and unexpected severance. Theyâd drunk the Kool-Aid. They were high on their own supply. Theyâd all planned profitable exits into a new Kamala Harris Administration (shudders of relief at avoiding that horrific potentiality are perfectly appropriate after reading the phrase), as the Democratsâ media-government-media employment turnstiles would have spun like roulette wheels.
But now, with the far-left media rapidly shrinking, and with the Trump Administration hiring conservative MAGA favorites like Matt Gaetz, these lunatic leftists have nowhere to go. Maybe podcasting. Or, as Nancy Pelosi used to call it, they can try âfunemployment.â
âïž CHINA SYNDROME â Thursday, November 14, 2024 â C&C NEWS đŠ
It was a laugh-a-minute as media reeled from one hit after another; Doge narratives; Trump's shocking AG appointee; FBI lashes out; prosecutor Smith scurry; sudden media meltdowns; and more.
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