Men are like fine wine

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dmc854

Guest
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......The apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They
just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the sh!t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
 

Vince

......
dmc854 said:
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the sh!t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
Must be why I have those shoe prints on my back. :banghead:
 

pvineswinger

Swinging on Vines
dmc854 said:
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from
the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......The apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They
just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the sh!t out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.
Maybe that's why I like wine so much!!! :yay:
 
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dmc854

Guest
pvineswinger said:
Maybe that's why I like wine so much!!! :yay:

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pvineswinger again.


too funny!
 
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dmc854

Guest
Vince said:
Oh, BTW, my grapes are just fine thank you. The rest of the plumbing works fine too. :lmao:
Why thank you SO much for sharing, Vince. But can it do this? :cartwheel lol
 

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Hmmmm...

Men are like fine wine...we get better with age; women are like apple cider..they turn into vinegar.
:oops:

:shutup:

:yikes:

(Railroad runs for cover)
 
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dmc854

Guest
Railroad said:
Hmmmm...

Men are like fine wine...we get better with age; women are like apple cider..they turn into vinegar.
:oops:

:shutup:

:yikes:

(Railroad runs for cover)[/QUOTE

OMG!!! Took ya all day to think of that one, huh? :yay: Consider yourself lucky that my legs are too short to chase you! :shutup:
 
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dmc854

Guest
I'm in a martini mood tonight. :martini: :martini:
:gossip: my wine rack is empty
 
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