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Mousebaby
Guest
> For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.
> Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
> WHY?
> Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
> little sausage.
>
> Men are like....
>
> 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
>
> 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
>
> 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
>
> 4. Men are like .. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>
> 5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
> head right for your hips.
>
> 6. Men are like .... Commercials .. ... You can't believe a word they
> say.
>
> 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
> off!
>
> 8. Men are like ......Governmen t Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
> mature.
>
> 9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
> emotion.
>
> 10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little
> while.
>
> 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
> many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>
> 12. Men a re like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very
> bright.
>
> 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest
> are
> handicapped.
> Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,
> WHY?
> Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a
> little sausage.
>
> Men are like....
>
> 1. Men are like ..Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
>
> 2. Men are like. Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
>
> 3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
>
> 4. Men are like .. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
>
> 5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually
> head right for your hips.
>
> 6. Men are like .... Commercials .. ... You can't believe a word they
> say.
>
> 7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2
> off!
>
> 8. Men are like ......Governmen t Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to
> mature.
>
> 9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of
> emotion.
>
> 10. Men are like Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little
> while.
>
> 11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how
> many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
>
> 12. Men a re like ........Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very
> bright.
>
> 13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest
> are
> handicapped.
