Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
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Jerry_Springer
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Do you know any that want to be on my show? Especially midget one's! They are some fiesty little effer's!Airgasm said:
crabcake
But wait, there's more...
jazz lady said:I also heard NASCAR stands for "Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks."
I'll have you know, Missy, that there is quite a bit of athleticism involved in being a NASCAR fan. You think it's easy lugging a 40+ lb cooler stuffed with beer and ice, plus your food, snacks, smokes, head phones, seat cushion, scanner, and miscellaneous NASCAR merchandise around the track for 3 hours in the morning on sunburned shoulders, dodging other fellow "athletes", up the steps and to your seats 50-some rows up while balancing the dual-10-ounce beer can holding ball cap with straw to your mouth ... all while you're drunk at only 11 a.m.? 
And if it's Bristol, you can't forget the huge-azz hill you have to tackle if you park south of the track ... again, while drunk and sunburned. 
Hell, I bet Larry took the elevator when he went to his "Loge seating" yesterday and all he had to tote around was a dang 10-lb KISS belt buckle!
Now you tell me who's the better "athlete".
mAlice
professional daydreamer
Wow! That does sound like fun. And to think I've been missing all this.crabcake said:
Hell, I bet Larry took the elevator when he went to his "Loge seating" yesterday and all he had to tote around was a dang 10-lb KISS belt buckle!
Now you tell me who's the better "athlete".
aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
Driving a race car for several hundres miles at high speed in traffic and in summer heat and humidity requires a person in exellent physical condition.jazz lady said:I also heard NASCAR stands for "Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks."
My issue with NASCAR is that the stock car racing assocation doesn't race stock cars anymore.
Pete
Repete
The point is like in the old days of NASCAR a factory Taurus with a factory enigne block would not reach 180 at Taladega. You started with a street car and did what you could do to it and ran it. Now the only thing "stock" on the highly engineered, aerodynamic vehicles is the trunk lid and the hood (and they are modified) they are built from the lug nuts (not stock either) up from scratch. Calling it a Taurus, Monte Carlo or a Intrepid is quite humorus.crabcake said:I really wouldn't wanna be in a factory ford taurus when flying down the back stretch of Talladega at 180+ mph and crashing into a wall, but that's just me.
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Yeah, these people look real "athletic."crabcake said:
aps45819
24/7 Single Dad
But think of what a ford tarus might be like if the "stock" car rules were still in effect. This is what put the dodge daytona on the road.crabcake said:I really wouldn't wanna be in a factory ford taurus when flying down the back stretch of Talladega at 180+ mph and crashing into a wall, but that's just me.
crabcake
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I'm sure there's a six-pack hidden in there somewhere!jazz lady said:Yeah, these people look real "athletic."
Wickedwrench
Stubborn and opinionated
The best thing about going to the races is watching the trackrats trying desperately to get into some crewmember's jock. 
Nothing like seeing a scantily clad woman beg.
Nothing like seeing a scantily clad woman beg.
