Merry Christmas
A little early I know, but I have so many happy beautiful friends, I thought I'd get the ugly #uckers out of the way first.
After careful consideration of your attitude in 2018, I have decided to extend our friendship for another 12 months.
A little Christmas message for you.
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.
Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy!
Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a #ucked up friend, just as I have done.
I don't care if you lick windows, or #uck farm animals.
You hang in there cupcake, because you're #ucking special to me, and you're my friend.
Look at you smiling at your computer screen, you crayon eating mother #ucker!
Merry Christmas
Don't #uck it up. All the best in 2019.
Love always,
DW