Mike
F*** Socialism!
One cold afternoon, a construction worker by the name of Butch left the job a bit earlier than usual. After arriving home, Butch happened upon his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man, kicking and screaming, down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his manhood in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, please stop! Oh no, you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Hell no," Butch replied, "But you are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, please stop! Oh no, you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Hell no," Butch replied, "But you are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."