Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
It's hotter in here than two rats phuquing in a wool sock.
My mouth is so dry I could fart dust.
I'm sweating like a hooker in church.
It's colder than a witch's teat in a brass bra.
It's colder than a whore's disposition.
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
I ran faster than a schoolmarm who's mistakenly answered a casting call for a porno flick. (This one by Harlan Ellison)
Mondale got beat worse than a narc at a biker rally. (This one by Dennis Miller)
My mouth is so dry I could fart dust.
I'm sweating like a hooker in church.
It's colder than a witch's teat in a brass bra.
It's colder than a whore's disposition.
It's cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
I ran faster than a schoolmarm who's mistakenly answered a casting call for a porno flick. (This one by Harlan Ellison)
Mondale got beat worse than a narc at a biker rally. (This one by Dennis Miller)
