Michael Bloomberg Enters Race Saving Nation From Severe Shortage Of Democratic Candidates

[Kyle]

NEW YORK, NY—The country has been faced with a severe shortage of Democratic candidates. With only 5,762 candidates left to choose from, Democrats were beginning to worry they might not be able to find the worst possible candidate to challenge Donald Trump.

The crisis came to a breaking point last week when Beto O'Rourke dropped out of the race, leaving the number of Democratic candidates at dangerously low levels.

Michael Bloomberg Enters Race Saving Nation From Severe Shortage Of Democratic Candidates

NEW YORK, NY—The country has been faced with a severe shortage of Democratic candidates. With only 5,762 candidates left to choose from, Democrats were beginning to worry they might not be able to find the worst possible candidate to challenge Donald Trump.

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[BOP]

Except that it's not parody.

 

[Hijinx]

Except that it's not parody.

No: Unfortunately it is not.

I read this and it is a great statement IMO.“there is no question to which Michael Bloomberg is the answer.”
I don't know WTH Bloomberg is thinking, I guess he has a ton of money to piss away.
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