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Make the voices stop!!!!!
Tuesday morning humour.......
1. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play
with. The other one holds groceries.
2. Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart?
A: He heard that boys pants were half off
3. Why did Michael Jackson place a call to Boyz to Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
4. What is Michael Jackson's alma mater?
A: Bringham Young
5. How do you know when Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A:There's tricycle in his driveway.
6. Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Boy Scout duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.
7. What is a perfect 10 for Michael Jackson?
A: Two five year olds.
And finally....
The pope said if there is one more molestation allegation against
Michael Jackson, he would have no choice but to make him a priest.
1. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play
with. The other one holds groceries.
2. Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart?
A: He heard that boys pants were half off
3. Why did Michael Jackson place a call to Boyz to Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
4. What is Michael Jackson's alma mater?
A: Bringham Young
5. How do you know when Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A:There's tricycle in his driveway.
6. Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Boy Scout duties?
A: He was up to a pack a day.
7. What is a perfect 10 for Michael Jackson?
A: Two five year olds.
And finally....
The pope said if there is one more molestation allegation against
Michael Jackson, he would have no choice but to make him a priest.