deino2002
~LEGS FOR DAYS~
This middle-aged man was going through his mid-life crisis
so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. He
decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the
interstate one day.
He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this
highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring
coming toward him. He decided he and his new Porsche would
outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph, and then
to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
The man finally came to his senses and said to himself,
"This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled
over. The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It
has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an
excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off
with a patrolman and when I saw you chasing me I thought you
were trying to bring her back."
The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."
so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. He
decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the
interstate one day.
He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this
highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring
coming toward him. He decided he and his new Porsche would
outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph, and then
to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming.
The man finally came to his senses and said to himself,
"This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled
over. The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It
has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an
excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go."
So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off
with a patrolman and when I saw you chasing me I thought you
were trying to bring her back."
The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day."