Midlife crisis

desertrat

desertrat

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>Mid Life crisis
>
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

"Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
*lol*

desertrat said:
>Mid Life crisis
>
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

"Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...
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:lmao:
 
BS Gal

BS Gal

Voted Nicest in 08
desertrat said:
>Mid Life crisis
>
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

"Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...
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You should probably pack your crap up before I get home from "girls week in the OBX."
 
RoseRed

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
desertrat said:
>Mid Life crisis
>
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

"Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems
to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...
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I certainly hope that you are not implying that she is 65. :nono:


:lmao:
 
desertrat

desertrat

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BS Gal said:
Oh, and your idea tonight about offering free motorcycle lessons to young women (over 21) wanting to learn how to ride on my bike while I'm gone is probably not a good idea either.
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I started by saying, while you're out of town I'll think I'll just invite a bunch of women over. I didn't get any reaction until I said "and let them take turns riding your bike"! :roflmao:
 
bcp

bcp

In My Opinion
desertrat said:
I started by saying, while you're out of town I'll think I'll just invite a bunch of women over. I didn't get any reaction until I said "and let them take turns riding your bike"! :roflmao:
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so, let me see if I understand this.

its ok for the young girls to come over and ride DR
however,
when its menitioned that these girls might ride the bike, it then becomes a problem of great proportions...

but its ok for them to ride DR....


DR, do you by any chance have a wife training manual for sale?

You sir are the master.
 
desertrat

desertrat

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bcp said:
so, let me see if I understand this.

its ok for the young girls to come over and ride DR
however,
when its menitioned that these girls might ride the bike, it then becomes a problem of great proportions...

but its ok for them to ride DR....


DR, do you by any chance have a wife training manual for sale?

You sir are the master.
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But I feel so cheap. Second fiddle to a bike, a JAP bike, no less.:lmao:
 
GWguy

GWguy

*
BS Gal said:
If it was a Harley, I wouldn't let any girls come to the house whilst I'm off on vacation.

Oh, remind me to pack my helmet, gloves and leathers. TIA. :huggy:
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The helmet is just a diversion to make you think she's going biking.....
 
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