Mike knows how to cook....

[Mikeinsmd]

>Tequila Christmas Cake
>
>
>1 cup water
>1 tsp baking soda
>1 cup sugar
>1 tsp salt
>1 cup brown sugar
>lemon juice
>4 large eggs
>nuts
>1 bottle tequila
>2 cups dried fruit
>
>
>
>just in case, sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled
>it...several times, just to check the quality)
>
>
>take a large bowl,
>check the tequila again;
>to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
>repeat.
>
>
>turn on the electric mixer.
>beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>add one teaspoon of sugar - beat again.
>at this point its best to make sure the tequila is still ok.
>try another cup...
>
>
>turn off the mixerer thingy.
>break 2 leggs and add to the bowl, chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
>
>
>pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.
>mix on the turner.
>if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
>
>
>next, sift two cups of salt. or something.
>check the tequila.
>
>
>now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>add one table.
>add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
>whatever you can find.
>
>
>greash the oven.
>turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
>
>finally, throw the bowl out of the window.
>finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

 

[gumby]

I think I had some of that Sunday

 

[HollowSoul]

I can cook too...
1 bowl (preferably medium sized)
fill to top with cereal of choice
pour milk untill cereal starts to float
add spoon.....

accompany with your favorite breakfast drink ( i suggest GIN and OJ)

 

[gumbo]

>Tequila Christmas Cake
>
>
>1 cup water
>1 tsp baking soda
>1 cup sugar
>1 tsp salt
>1 cup brown sugar
>lemon juice
>4 large eggs
>nuts
>1 bottle tequila
>2 cups dried fruit
>
>
>
>just in case, sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled
>it...several times, just to check the quality)
>
>
>take a large bowl,
>check the tequila again;
>to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
>repeat.
>
>
>turn on the electric mixer.
>beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>add one teaspoon of sugar - beat again.
>at this point its best to make sure the tequila is still ok.
>try another cup...
>
>
>turn off the mixerer thingy.
>break 2 leggs and add to the bowl, chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
>
>
>pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.
>mix on the turner.
>if the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.
>
>
>next, sift two cups of salt. or something.
>check the tequila.
>
>
>now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>add one table.
>add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
>whatever you can find.
>
>
>greash the oven.
>turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
>
>finally, throw the bowl out of the window.
>finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

By the time I got to Mikey's house to try some of his famous Tequila Christmas Cake.
Mikey and his dog had finished it off....

However it wasn't a total lost.. I had my camera and I got a couple of great shots of Mikey and his dog.
Then the tequila cake started making his cloths fall off .
I heard the dog yelp as I was pulling out the drive way.

I don't wanna know whats going on over there right now,
but I'm sure glad he was out of Christmas Cake.

 

[sweetpea]

By the time I got to Mikey's house to try some of his famous Tequila Christmas Cake.
Mikey and his dog had finished it off....

However it wasn't a total lost.. I had my camera and I got a couple of great shots of Mikey and his dog.
Then the tequila cake started making his cloths fall off .
I heard the dog yelp as I was pulling out the drive way.

I don't wanna know whats going on over there right now,
but I'm sure glad he was out of Christmas Cake.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

By the time I got to Mikey's house to try some of his famous Tequila Christmas Cake. Mikey and his dog had finished it off....
However it wasn't a total lost.. I had my camera and I got a couple of great shots of Mikey and his dog. Then the tequila cake started making his cloths fall off. I heard the dog yelp as I was pulling out the drive way.
I don't wanna know whats going on over there right now,
but I'm sure glad he was out of Christmas Cake.

DAMN YOU G~!!!!! Didn't Vrai say no posting personal pics without permission!! Cupcake is pizzed at you fer postin her pic!!!!

And those sounds you hearrd.... well Cupcake got er tail stuck in da door, ............yeah, her tail was stuck!!

 

[HollowSoul]

By the time I got to Mikey's house to try some of his famous Tequila Christmas Cake.
Mikey and his dog had finished it off....

However it wasn't a total lost.. I had my camera and I got a couple of great shots of Mikey and his dog.
Then the tequila cake started making his cloths fall off .
I heard the dog yelp as I was pulling out the drive way.

I don't wanna know whats going on over there right now,
but I'm sure glad he was out of Christmas Cake.

ya know..... you two could be brothers....

 

[jazz lady]

Drunk baking. I ought to try that sometime.