thakidistight
Wanker
In anticipation of his upcoming fight, I thought I would share some of his "famous" quotes.
Mike Tyson
On Lennox Lewis
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
On Razor Ruddock
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."
On His Wife
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
On His Childhood
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."
On His Mental Health
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."
Miscellaneous Quotes
"He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
psst did you hear Mike Tyson is a goddam nutcase?
Good god some of the things that come outta his mouth are just plain nutty. I mean everyone knows he is crazy but still....
Mike Tyson
On Lennox Lewis
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
On Razor Ruddock
"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."
On His Wife
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."
On His Childhood
"One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard."
On His Mental Health
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all."
Miscellaneous Quotes
"He called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.”
"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
psst did you hear Mike Tyson is a goddam nutcase? Good god some of the things that come outta his mouth are just plain nutty. I mean everyone knows he is crazy but still....
