How about the new highway named for Clinton in his home state of Arkansas? It's a little crooked, and it has a long yellow streak down the center. Be careful if you drive on it, it's a little slick...
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup; to honor one of the nation's most distinguished men". It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year. They had to pull that car out of production after initial test results showed that the little white lines on the road kept disappearing all the time....> >>sniff>
When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."
American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
Clinton lacks only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth, as I know it; the whole truth, as I believe it to be; and nothing but what I think you need to know." ..
And how about the 'Clinton Dry cleaners' franchises and their new slogan? "Don't let a little stain ruin your day!"
Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup; to honor one of the nation's most distinguished men". It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year. They had to pull that car out of production after initial test results showed that the little white lines on the road kept disappearing all the time....> >>sniff>
When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."
American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.
Clinton lacks only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
Clinton was doing the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth, as I know it; the whole truth, as I believe it to be; and nothing but what I think you need to know." ..
And how about the 'Clinton Dry cleaners' franchises and their new slogan? "Don't let a little stain ruin your day!"
I love your dad's jokes!
I'll have to remember those at my next family function.
