Mitt Romney Vs Evander Holyfield

[Misfit]

http://time.com/3747168/mitt-romney-evander-holyfield-boxing/

"It will either be a very short fight, or I will be knocked unconscious"

Forget about Manny Pacquiao and Floyd Mayweather, the real fight of the century is scheduled for May 15 when Mitt Romney enters the ring to battle Evander Holyfield in Salt Lake City.

Yes, you read that right. Romney, the former Massachusetts governor, and Holyfield, the five-time heavyweight titleholder who smacked around the likes of Mike Tyson and George Foreman, are going to lace up gloves and duke it out in a charity exhibition.

 

[Hijinx]

http://time.com/3747168/mitt-romney-evander-holyfield-boxing/

I hope Romney doesn't bite off his remaining ear.

 

[DEEKAYPEE8569]

It could turn out like Rocky IV. The known/popular fighter/champ, Holyfield and the unknown, Romney who.....puts "Real Deal" on the mat in the first round.
"This was supposed to be an exhibition!" I know it won't actually happen that way though.