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FIGHT CLUB !
MMDad goes to the local beach and just couldn't make it with any of the girls, so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has any advice for him. 
"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old
swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about
two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.
I'm tellin ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, MMDad hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's worse than before.
Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So MMDad goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"
"JAHEESUS!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
"Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them baggy old
swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta
style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Spandex Speedos - about
two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.
I'm tellin ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, MMDad hits the beach with his spanking new tight
Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's worse than before.
Everybody on the beach acts disgusted as he walks by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So MMDad goes back to the lifeguard again and asks him, "What's wrong now?"
"JAHEESUS!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"
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yep, the show is about to start
