WTF is a Bluetooth nightlight and why would anyone need one?!!
Everything is better with bluetooth....
This sounds like a great place for this:
Couldn't get a room at my regular hotel stop, all sold out. Went across the street to a less reputable place and got a room there. Seemed ok, clean, but no amenities. Antenna for TV, 5 channels, nothing worth watching. I was about to get ready for bed, realized I could hear a lot. WAY more than usual. Like two people talking normally outside. I could hear every word from my 2nd floor room. Vinyl plank floors. I could count the number of coins the person in the room above me dropped. I could hear the light switch in the bathroom above and adjacent. I could hear the guy above me pee. But the killer was..... at 2:30 am and again a half hour later, the woman across the hall had 2 orgasms.
never staying there again.....