Misfit
Lawful neutral
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book,
and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand
in his wife’s panties then withdraws his hand.
The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the
mood for a little love. A short time later the husband again reaches into
his wife’s panties
then withdraws his hand.
Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is “in the mood.”
She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.
Sure enough, the husband repeats *the move.*
She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for what she is sure will be her husband’s amorous advances.
Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says, “Dear, I’m all ready!” The husband asks, “For what?”
She says, “Well, for sex, dear! You’ve touched me three times in the last
5 minutes, and now I’m ready!”
The husband replies, “Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages…”
and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand
in his wife’s panties then withdraws his hand.
The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the
mood for a little love. A short time later the husband again reaches into
his wife’s panties
then withdraws his hand.
Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is “in the mood.”
She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure.
Sure enough, the husband repeats *the move.*
She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for what she is sure will be her husband’s amorous advances.
Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says, “Dear, I’m all ready!” The husband asks, “For what?”
She says, “Well, for sex, dear! You’ve touched me three times in the last
5 minutes, and now I’m ready!”
The husband replies, “Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages…”
