Morning Coffee or Morning Sex?

Would you rather Morning Coffee or Morning Sex?

  • Coffee

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • Sex

    Votes: 20 52.6%

  • Other

    Votes: 4 10.5%
  • Total voters
    38
Misfit

Misfit

Lawful neutral
New Le Meridien Study Reveals More People Choose Coffee over Sex for Their Morning Buzz - MarketWatch

The Le Meridien survey, conducted in advance of International Coffee Day on September 29, found that coffee surpasses sex as the ideal wake-up call according to more than half (53%) of the global respondents. The study also established that coffee drinkers are addicted to this morning ritual as 54% of respondents make their morning brew right at home and an overwhelming 78% would rather give up alcohol, social media or sex with their spouse for a year rather than forfeit coffee - proving that a bean buzz remains the ultimate high.
 
Cheeky1

Cheeky1

Yae warsh wif' wutr
Misfit said:
...to this morning ritual as 54% of respondents make their morning brew right at home and an overwhelming 78% would rather give up alcohol, social media or sex with their spouse for a year rather than forfeit coffee - proving that a bean buzz remains the ultimate high.
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:boo:

It really shouldn't surprise anyone that divorce rates are what they are.

I suppose most of the folks who took this survey don't enjoy sex :shrug:
 
itsbob

itsbob

I bowl overhand
I like my coffee, but not THAT much..

I don't think there would be ANY doubt which one I would choose EVERY time..

I'd love to choose both, but not sure how she'd feel about that.. sipping on the coffee mug.. whistling a happy tune..
 
Misfit

Misfit

Lawful neutral
I have a later model that doesn’t even have cup holders. :ohwell:
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
Morning sex is fantastic!
Using foreplay as a wake-up call is awesome. Nothing quite like waking up to your gf taking full advantage of some morning wood. :biggrin:
Of course, I've returned the favor and roused her (or should I say aroused her) by :gossip:
:whistle:

Downside is that once you finally finish, you'd rather go back to bed then go out and start your day. :lol:

So I suggest start with the sex and then slam some coffee to jump start the rest of the day.
 
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Oh baby!!!!!...was that you or did the earth just shake?????:yahoo:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
SoMD_Fun_Guy said:
Morning sex is fantastic!
Using foreplay as a wake-up call is awesome. Nothing quite like waking up to your gf taking full advantage of some morning wood. :biggrin:
Of course, I've returned the favor and roused her (or should I say aroused her) by :gossip:
:whistle:

Downside is that once you finally finish, you'd rather go back to bed then go out and start your day. :lol:

So I suggest start with the sex and then slam some coffee to jump start the rest of the day.
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For us, it's more like how we feel after the gym; wide awake, feeling good from head to toe and READY to go take on the day.

I suggest more effort. Gotta shake them endorphins awake! :evil:
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
Larry Gude said:
For us, it's more like how we feel after the gym; wide awake, feeling good from head to toe and READY to go take on the day.

I suggest more effort. Gotta shake them endorphins awake! :evil:
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Honestly Larry, it all depends on how much effort is expended during the act.
If it's just a quickie then I'm wide awake and probably running on that sex adrenaline.
But after some of the longer sessions, I've found that her and I both would like to rest some more. When the schedule doesn't allow this, it's coffee time! Gotta love waking up only to wear each other out again.
 
Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Sex beats everything, at any time of day or night. :yay:

And it's healthier for you than a cup of coffee! :jet:
 
b23hqb

b23hqb

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
"all participants should Drop, Cover, and Hold On as if a major earthquake is occurring. Participants should stay in that position for at least 60 seconds."

That 60 seconds oughta do it!!!!!:yahoo:

Let the earth shake with the foreplay, and let the rest just happen.
 
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