Mother of Six

[Tonio]

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A biker's greatest achievement was his brood of six kids. He was so proud that he continually called his wife: Mother of Six, which pizzed her off a lot. But he kept referring to her as Mother of Six no matter where they went.

At end of a poker run, he shouted across the bar, "Hey, Mother of Six, you ready to go home?"

His irritated wife screamed back: "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!"

 

[thakidistight]

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That reminds me of that video game commercial "Destroy All HUmans"...."Honey I think this is a good time to tell you that I have been having an affair with the neighbor......hood"

 

[ocean733]

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