Motor bike

[Toxick]

So there is this unbelievably obnoxious ******* that is driving me crazy.

He's buzzing around these footpaths near my house on a motorbike that has to be louder than a ****ing 747. It's 3PM, not 10PM, so I'm guessing he's legally allowed to make this ungodly racket while I'm trying to work - but is he?

Is there anything I can do to shut this mother ****er up, other than rigging up a claymore where he's rolling his crotch-rocket?

Or strapping a rope between 2 trees, about neck-high?

 

[stgislander]

So there is this unbelievably obnoxious *** that is driving me crazy.

He's buzzing around these footpaths near my house on a motorbike that has to be louder than a ****ing 747. It's 3PM, not 10PM, so I'm guessing he's legally allowed to make this ungodly racket while I'm trying to work - but is he?

Is there anything I can do to shut this mother ****er up, other than rigging up a claymore where he's rolling his crotch-rocket?

Or strapping a rope between 2 trees, about neck-high?

My wife has thought about doing that to the kids in the neighborhood that ride their minibikes and gas powered golf carts up and down the street ALL DAY LONG.

 

[GWguy]

Or strapping a rope between 2 trees, about neck-high?

When I was 16, working late at the grocery store, riding home on my Honda at 1am. All of a sudden I see strings across the road, neck level, thought it was rope or wire, absolutely no avoiding it. Saw my neck being sheared off and was sure i was dead. Turned out to be silly string, but I was never more sure I was going to die than that moment.

Anyway, sorry, divergence. It just triggered that memory.

 

[Toxick]

My wife has thought about doing that to the kids in the neighborhood that ride their minibikes and gas powered golf carts up and down the street ALL DAY LONG.

So it sounds like you got the same problem I do, it drives you just as crazy - and there's no legal means of making this chump disappear.

 

[Ken King]

Seems like an issue for the Health Department as an environmental health issue. St. Mary's has a Community Health Complaints page - http://www.smchd.org/community-complaint/ I am sure other counties do to.

 

[LightRoasted]

If I may ...

So there is this unbelievably obnoxious *** that is driving me crazy.

He's buzzing around these footpaths near my house on a motorbike that has to be louder than a ****ing 747. It's 3PM, not 10PM, so I'm guessing he's legally allowed to make this ungodly racket while I'm trying to work - but is he?

Is there anything I can do to shut this mother ****er up, other than rigging up a claymore where he's rolling his crotch-rocket?

Or strapping a rope between 2 trees, about neck-high?

Get a piece of 2x6 about 4 feet or so long. Hammer and stagger nails, leaving about an inch and a half exposed, in a zig-zag pattern, all the way across. Bury it to the depth of the thickness of the wood on the path taken, or, just cover with some dirt and leaves. Celebrate silence.

 

[GregV814]

Aunt Bea, Andy Taylors aunt had the same problem with Barney Fife riding a military Harley with a side car in the streets of Mayberry. She too, was angry.
She suggested string a wire across Main Street to decapitate Barney. Andy did not agree.

 

[limblips]

Whose property are they on? Unless they (or their family) own it they may be trespassing.