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Ubi bene ibi patria
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest penis he had ever seen! “I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz,” the mortician commented, “I can’t allow you to be cremated with such an impressive member. It must be saved for posterity.”So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. ”I have to show you something you won’t believe,” he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
“My God!” the wife exclaimed, “Schwartz is dead?!?!”
“My God!” the wife exclaimed, “Schwartz is dead?!?!”