harleygirl
Working for the weekend
Mrs. Jones was an elderly lady living on a fixed income. One morning she heard that her local town was giving away free oranges. Also, that same day, the local police were doing a prostitution round-up. Mrs. Jones went into town and saw a long line of women standing outside the police station. She got in the end of the line, assuming it was the line for the free oranges. When she got up to the sargeant's desk, he looked up at her and exclaimed "Mrs. Jones!! Aren't you a little too old for this?!! She stated "Heck no, I just take my teeth out and suck them dry!!
