Murphey's Laws...

[Chain729]

Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
This constant is always zero.

 

[vraiblonde]

The Axiom of Late-Night Runs:
If you respond to any Motor Vehicle Accident call after Midnight and do not find a drunk on the scene, keep looking:
somebody is still missing.

 

[ocean733]

Couldn't have explained life better!