5 year-old's body!
She's sitting on my lap earlier, and I'm scrolling down some marriage breach of contract thread, not really paying attention to what she is saying, because she's just trying to keep herself awake by talking. So, finally I realize that she's telling me about a stinky smell in a bathroom, and I say, "What, you went to the bathroom...where...when...what bathroom?" And this kid looks around and up at me with her face all twisted with disgust and annoyance and says, "In the downstairs bathroom...are you kiddin' me?"
Like, how could I be so stupid not to know what bathroom she was talking about...I couldn't bear to tell her I wasn't listening to her, plus I was laughing too hard at her "tone" when she said, "are you kiddin' me?" Priceless, I'm dreading the start of school when I won't be able to witness her spunk for 7 hours!
She's sitting on my lap earlier, and I'm scrolling down some marriage breach of contract thread, not really paying attention to what she is saying, because she's just trying to keep herself awake by talking. So, finally I realize that she's telling me about a stinky smell in a bathroom, and I say, "What, you went to the bathroom...where...when...what bathroom?" And this kid looks around and up at me with her face all twisted with disgust and annoyance and says, "In the downstairs bathroom...are you kiddin' me?"
Like, how could I be so stupid not to know what bathroom she was talking about...I couldn't bear to tell her I wasn't listening to her, plus I was laughing too hard at her "tone" when she said, "are you kiddin' me?" Priceless, I'm dreading the start of school when I won't be able to witness her spunk for 7 hours!
