GopherM
Darwin was right
(This may have been posted before. If so, sorry but I didn't do a total search of thread to check).
The North Dakota Department government suspected a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate.
Agent. Tell me about your employees and how much you pay them.
Farmer. Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
Agent. That's the guy I want to talk to! The mentally challenged one!
Farmer. You are talking to him.
The North Dakota Department government suspected a small farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate.
Agent. Tell me about your employees and how much you pay them.
Farmer. Well, there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged worker. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
Agent. That's the guy I want to talk to! The mentally challenged one!
Farmer. You are talking to him.