My kind of woman.....

[BS Gal]

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard,

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right.

He didn't like the stew.

I didn't mend his socks the way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around & smacked the shiat out of him....

Like his mother used to do.

 

[belvak]

 

[tommyjones]

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard,

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right.

He didn't like the stew.

I didn't mend his socks the way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then he turned around & smacked the shiat out of me....

Like his mother was used to.

:fixedforequality:

 

[Rosehaven]

But..

Tell us how you really feel.

 

[dems4me]

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard,

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right.

He didn't like the stew.

I didn't mend his socks the way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around & smacked the shiat out of him....

Like his mother used to do.

 

[punjabigyrl]

He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard,

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right.

He didn't like the stew.

I didn't mend his socks the way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned around & smacked the shiat out of him....

Like his mother used to do.

 

[baileydog]

:fixedforequality:

Dear Tommy, hitting women is not funny , now a joke about man bashing is a hoot.