GopherM
Darwin was right
Me - While I'm laying on the exam table during the last few moments of my exam I asked, "So doc, what's the verdict?"
Doctor - "Well, it looks like you are going to die soon!"
Me - "OMG!!! What's wrong?"
Doctor - "It looks like Mercury is in Uranus."
Me - "Aw, that's BS. I don't believe in that astrology stuff."
Doctor - "I don't either. I was just trying to let you know that my thermometer broke."
Doctor - "Well, it looks like you are going to die soon!"
Me - "OMG!!! What's wrong?"
Doctor - "It looks like Mercury is in Uranus."
Me - "Aw, that's BS. I don't believe in that astrology stuff."
Doctor - "I don't either. I was just trying to let you know that my thermometer broke."