My wife being the romantic sort.....

[limblips]

just sent me a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you xxx."



I replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"

 

[vraiblonde]

This is why women become lesbians.

 

[Wenchy]

This is why women become lesbians.

Something like that.

 

[mamatutu]

 

[PJay]

just sent me a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you xxx."



I replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"

This stinks.

 

[stockgirl]

I replied........"I am taking a dump. What should I do?"

The reply that I would've gotten..."I'm jerking off, what should I do?"

 

[AnthonyJames]

The reply that I would've gotten..."I'm jerking off, what should I do?"

Ah, who doesn't love a happy ending?

 

[stockgirl]

Ah, who doesn't love a happy ending?

 

[Monello]

This is why women become lesbians.

Not that there is anything wrong with that!

 

[Dupontster]

This is why women become lesbians.