I had a flat tire this morning....TRUMP
Ahkbar at the 7-11 didnt give me proper change for my blueberry muffin and a coffee ...TRUMP
I was on the squat machine at Planet Fitness. and farted... yup...TRUMP...
Dear Ms./Mr. StMarySusan79,54 (hut hut OMAHA!!!!)
I, for one, cannot hide my secret rooted admiration of your spunk and determination anymore. You seem to be unfazed by what should be deep self embarrassment coupled with contentious verbal and written criticisms on a daily basis. You are determined to stay three steps ahead of maturity as it chases you like a vicious junkyard mutt. Perseverance should be your moniker. You, him/her, are one badass brave soldier!!
You know, you should contact Ms. Milstead, the Editor and Chief of Southern Maryland Magazine. She is always looking for talent as an ad-hoc field journalist. Frankly, in the publishing world she's tired of writing fluffy dead end stories about frilly flowers and bedsheets. She is considering "SHOCK JOCK" "In your face" truth about slave owners and racism and discrimination in Southern Md!!!! She wants to shake up the apple cart!!!
Youre welcome!