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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com
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stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.<o></o>
His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was<o></o>
feeling worn out and depressed.<o></o>
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him<o></o>
about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?"<o></o>
"Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on.<o></o>
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went<o></o>
and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the<o></o>
bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he drug himself up the<o></o>
stairs.<o></o>
While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client,<o></o>
James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not<o></o>
be hanged tonight.<o></o>
Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to<o></o>
go upstairs and give him the good news.<o></o>
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her<o></o>
husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.<o></o>
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. To which he whirled<o></o>
around and screamed,<o></o>
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"<o></o>
fficeffice" /><o></o>stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.<o
></o>His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was<o
></o>feeling worn out and depressed.<o
></o>As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him<o
></o>about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?"<o
></o>"Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on.<o
></o>Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went<o
></o>and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the<o
></o>bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he drug himself up the<o
></o>stairs.<o
></o>While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client,<o
></o>James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not<o
></o>be hanged tonight.<o
></o>Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to<o
></o>go upstairs and give him the good news.<o
></o>As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her<o
></o>husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.<o
></o>"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. To which he whirled<o
></o>around and screamed,<o
></o>"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"<o
></o>