SxyPrincess
New Member
A good-looking man walked into a talent agent's office and stated, "I
want to be a movie star." Tall handsome and with experience on
Broadway, he had all the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The man declared, "My name is Penis Van Lesbian."
The agent said "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood, you're gonna have to change your name."
I will NOT change my name! The Van Lesbian name is centuries old; I will
not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever!"
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in this business for years...you
will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you'll HAVE to change your name or I will not be able to
represent you. "So be it! I guess we will not be doing business together,"
the man said, and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER... The agent opened an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope was a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent was
awestruck...who would possibly send him $50,000? He read the enclosed
letter:
"Five years ago I came into your office wanting to become an actor in
Hollywood. You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it
with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it
in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office,
I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change
my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with
another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name so,
the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your
valuable advice."
Sincerely,
Dick Van Dyke
want to be a movie star." Tall handsome and with experience on
Broadway, he had all the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The man declared, "My name is Penis Van Lesbian."
The agent said "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
Hollywood, you're gonna have to change your name."
I will NOT change my name! The Van Lesbian name is centuries old; I will
not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever!"
The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in this business for years...you
will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian!
I'm telling you, you'll HAVE to change your name or I will not be able to
represent you. "So be it! I guess we will not be doing business together,"
the man said, and he left the agent's office.
FIVE YEARS LATER... The agent opened an envelope sent to his office.
Inside the envelope was a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent was
awestruck...who would possibly send him $50,000? He read the enclosed
letter:
"Five years ago I came into your office wanting to become an actor in
Hollywood. You told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it
with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it
in Hollywood with a name like Penis Van Lesbian. After I left your office,
I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change
my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with
another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name so,
the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your
valuable advice."
Sincerely,
Dick Van Dyke