NASCAR Awards Banquet

homedepot20

homedepot20

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Don't forget to watch the awards banquet tonite at 900Pm on TNT . :yahoo:Everyone will be required to bow :barf: at the front table honoring "The Greatest Ever" . Speaking of the " Greatest Ever" haven't heard where Somd's NASCAR "Champion" Dipstick will be holding his banquet ? I went hunting earlier and bagged 12 large crows for me to eat! :killingme
 
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homedepot20 said:
Don't forget to watch the awards banquet tonite at 900Pm on TNT . :yahoo:Everyone will be required to bow :barf: at the front table honoring "The Greatest Ever" . Speaking of the " Greatest Ever" haven't heard where Somd's NASCAR "Champion" Dipstick will be holding his banquet ? I went hunting earlier and bagged 12 large crows for me to eat! :killingme
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SPEED, not TNT.

I am still working out the details of my banquet. With Rockingham off the ARCA schedule, it will not be held there. I'm thinking North Wilkesboro Speedway in June next year, Old Dominion Speedway in April or Philadelphia in May.
 
homedepot20

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DipStick said:
SPEED, not TNT.

I am still working out the details of my banquet. With Rockingham off the ARCA schedule, it will not be held there. I'm thinking North Wilkesboro Speedway in June next year, Old Dominion Speedway in April or Philadelphia in May.
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:whistle: After Daytona 500 , your just the defending "Champion" , Old News & about to be dethone ! :killingme:killingme:killingme
 
DipStick

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This Awards Ceremony is pure ####. Worst one I've ever seen.

SPEED needs to hand all their rights over to TNT, ESPN or Versus and GTFO because they can't cover anything right (except Grand-Am, F1 and ALMS -- they need to stick to that).
 
DipStick

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SPEED needs to go produce Jersey Shore. EVERYTHING on SPEED is a big block party and all the commentary is about the SPEED personalities! It's quite aggravating.
 
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OldHillcrestGuy said:
My girlfriend Martina McBride performed and I missed her.:faint:

Next year when I dethrone Dip$hit :lalala: and we hold our banquet, I'll get her to perform for us. :drool:
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I'll out do you. My Awards Ceremony in Philadelphia will feature live performances by Carrie Underwood, Beyonce, Weezer and The Killers! Top that! :singer:

Along with the performances, it will feature: Speeches by the top-5 finishers, a salute to the head table, and much more. As an added bonus, HD20 will be invited to the head table for a ceremonial devouring of crow. :lmao:

Festivities leading up to the ceremony will be held at New Jersey Motorsports Park which include: a burnout competition and a bikini contest (OHG will be barred from this for fear that the old geezer will have a heart attack:killingme)
 
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DipStick said:
(OHG will be barred from this for fear that the old geezer will have a heart attack:killingme)
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This could be very true. OHG has been having his problems with the old ticker, its been beating to fast. Arranging now for a cardioversion, where they hit me with the pads a try to shock the heart back into rythem.
 
homedepot20

homedepot20

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DipStick said:
I'll out do you. My Awards Ceremony in Philadelphia will feature live performances by Carrie Underwood

Along with the performances, it will feature: Speeches by the top-5 finishers, a salute to the head table, and much more. As an added bonus, HD20 will be invited to the head table for a ceremonial devouring of crow. :lmao:
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Carrie :drool: wouldn't give you the time of day & it's you who will be eating crow & whatever road kill I find ! :killingme:
 
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