Natalie Imbruglia’s ‘Torn’ (COVID-19 Edition)

[Yooper]

Not perfect, but funny enough to add some levity to the freak-out.

Enjoy!

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[Yooper]

And one more to bookend the topic:


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[herb749]

Buy stock in companies that produce hand lotion. Those shelves will be empty next.

 

[PeoplesElbow]

Buy stock in companies that produce hand lotion. Those shelves will be empty next.

Why, are they distributing free porn with the toilet paper?

 

[stgislander]

Not perfect, but funny enough to add some levity to the freak-out.

Enjoy!

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The market's filled with white people stuff like pasta, cheese, and corn.

 

[Yooper]

The market's filled with white people stuff like pasta, cheese, and corn.

I know, right?

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[UglyBear]

Why, are they distributing free porn with the toilet paper?

Yes!!!
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/20...remium-service-during-coronavirus-quarantine/

 

[Hijinx]

Yes!!!
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/20...remium-service-during-coronavirus-quarantine/

I don't think it's free with toilet paper.
They know a lot of people are staying home.
Probably some of these people wee watching porn at work and now they are home.
Giving Free premium is probably a bit like giving the first dose of heroin or cocaine for free and getting the victims addicted so they pay up for the next batch.

 

[Spitfire]

Yes!!!
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/20...remium-service-during-coronavirus-quarantine/

Greetings:

Hopefully that includes Vatican City. At least the children might be safe for a few weeks.

 

[AnthonyJames]

Greetings:

Hopefully that includes Vatican City. At least the children might be safe for a few weeks.

Safer than at your bridge.