Nation's Hospitals To Replace Doctors With Celebrities

Kyle

ULTRA-F###ING-MAGA!
PREMO Member
"Many of these celebrities have played doctors, nurses, or other medical professionals during their careers, so they're definitely the people you should listen to," said one hospital administrator in Beverly Hills as he handed a medical doctor a pink slip, since she was being replaced by Natalie Portman. "Their smug, smarmy attitudes as they tell you things only a medical doctor should be saying just mean that they're the right people for the job."

"Hey, Doc, I think I've got the Rona," said one man to Tom Hanks as he coughed into his hand.

"Well, uh -- wear a mask, social distance, wash your hands. This isn't difficult, people," he said, clapping between each word.


 

SamSpade

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What's interesting is most doctors - and I mean the good ones - don't mince words, don't go easy and don't give odds of recovery. They are often good at bedside manner, but while nurses do a lot of the comforting, doctors and especially surgeons are typically VERY blunt.

"Am I going to die, doctor?".
"Yes, do you want me to refer you to hospice?".
 
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