Nation's Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Laws


Just being a fly in the ointment...
PREMO Member
“The background check sounds concerning,” explained deranged murderer Steve Mason, known as “Murdering Steve” to his friends. “I would definitely fail it since I’m a well-known psychopath. But I’ve never actually purchased a gun through a gun-dealer; I just steal all my murder weapons. And so far no one has proposed a background check on theft, so I think I’m good.”