"After field day and zone inspection they passed the word for chow, and after stepping knee knocker over knee knocker they passed the word: SECURITY ALERT!!! SECURITY ALERT!!!
Well it was one SNAFU and FUBAR all in one evolution. Those Devil Dogs could be heard running down the passeway yelling: HIT THE DECK!!! MAKE A HOLE!!!
Guess the Skipper was pissed because INSURV wasn't a perfect score and he was butthurt. ####.
With that drill completed we mustered nut-to-butt in the chow line and ####-me-to-tears it was yardbird again!! Last two RAS and no meat!!! WTF?
So I was thinking just drop the tray and eat my geedunk stash I had in my rack but my numbnut shipmate in line directly forward wanted to shoot the #### about the BMOW watch. #### it. OK. I'll eat yardbird.
We grab some yarbird and he tells after we sit down on the messdeck the OOD #### his skivvies after the helmsman fell asleep on watch. Wanted the BMOW to bust his topknot on the bridge wing. No can do, sir.
Glad I stayed, the scuttlebutt was too squared away!!!
Well it was one SNAFU and FUBAR all in one evolution. Those Devil Dogs could be heard running down the passeway yelling: HIT THE DECK!!! MAKE A HOLE!!!
Guess the Skipper was pissed because INSURV wasn't a perfect score and he was butthurt. ####.
With that drill completed we mustered nut-to-butt in the chow line and ####-me-to-tears it was yardbird again!! Last two RAS and no meat!!! WTF?
So I was thinking just drop the tray and eat my geedunk stash I had in my rack but my numbnut shipmate in line directly forward wanted to shoot the #### about the BMOW watch. #### it. OK. I'll eat yardbird.
We grab some yarbird and he tells after we sit down on the messdeck the OOD #### his skivvies after the helmsman fell asleep on watch. Wanted the BMOW to bust his topknot on the bridge wing. No can do, sir.
Glad I stayed, the scuttlebutt was too squared away!!!
I understood most of this! I missed 2 of the acronyms, but none of the jargon. 
