Mike
F*** Socialism!
One day, a Navy Chief went to the Officers' Club with his Captain to eat
lunch.
When they entered the main dining room, they found the place was quite
crowded.They did notice three Lieutenants sitting at a table with two empty
chairs, so the Captain asked them if they could join them.
They promptly invited them to join them.They ordered lunch and joined them
in conversation as they ate. At one point, the Chief mentioned that he had
observed characteristics about many officers from which he could determine
the source of their commissioning.The Lieutenants were eager to hear about
this and asked if he could tell how each of them had been commissioned. The
Chief turned to the Lieutenant on his left and said he went through ROTC.
The Lieutenant confirmed that was correct and asked how he had noted this.
The Chief replied that the Lieutenant, through his conversation, seemed to
have a strong academic background but limited military experience.
The Chief then told the Lieutenant on his right that he had gone through
OCS with previous enlisted service The Lieutenant confirmed that this was
correct and also asked how he had determined this.The Chief said, again
through his conversation, that the Lieutenant seemed to have a firm military
background and a lot of common sense.
The Lieutenant across the table from the Chief asked if he had
determined his source of commission.The Chief replied that the Lieutenant
had graduated from the United States Naval Academy .The Lieutenant stated
that was correct and asked if he had noticed his high level of
intelligence, precise military bearing, or other superior qualities
acquired at the United States Naval Academy . The Chief replied that it
was none of these that led to his determination. He had simply observed the
Lieutenant's class ring while he was picking his nose.
You just can't take those Navy Chiefs anywhere.
lunch.
When they entered the main dining room, they found the place was quite
crowded.They did notice three Lieutenants sitting at a table with two empty
chairs, so the Captain asked them if they could join them.
They promptly invited them to join them.They ordered lunch and joined them
in conversation as they ate. At one point, the Chief mentioned that he had
observed characteristics about many officers from which he could determine
the source of their commissioning.The Lieutenants were eager to hear about
this and asked if he could tell how each of them had been commissioned. The
Chief turned to the Lieutenant on his left and said he went through ROTC.
The Lieutenant confirmed that was correct and asked how he had noted this.
The Chief replied that the Lieutenant, through his conversation, seemed to
have a strong academic background but limited military experience.
The Chief then told the Lieutenant on his right that he had gone through
OCS with previous enlisted service The Lieutenant confirmed that this was
correct and also asked how he had determined this.The Chief said, again
through his conversation, that the Lieutenant seemed to have a firm military
background and a lot of common sense.
The Lieutenant across the table from the Chief asked if he had
determined his source of commission.The Chief replied that the Lieutenant
had graduated from the United States Naval Academy .The Lieutenant stated
that was correct and asked if he had noticed his high level of
intelligence, precise military bearing, or other superior qualities
acquired at the United States Naval Academy . The Chief replied that it
was none of these that led to his determination. He had simply observed the
Lieutenant's class ring while he was picking his nose.
You just can't take those Navy Chiefs anywhere.