Stepping back and viewing from afar...
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you in America are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a ##### who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a ##### who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?"
"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you in America are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a ##### who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a ##### who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.
Is there a contest here?"
