Need help

[united]

I am looking for a nursery rhyme or song or something that has a line:
"tell me about the birds and bees"
"tell me how to make how to make a kitten sneeze"

any help would be appreciated.

 

[LusbyMom]

I am looking for a nursery rhyme or song or something that has a line:
"tell me about the birds and bees"
"tell me how to make how to make a kitten sneeze"

any help would be appreciated.

TELL ME A STORY
Frankie Laine w/Jimmy Boyd


TELL ME A STORY
TELL ME A STORY
TELL ME A STORY
Remember what you said
You promised me
You said you would
You gotta give in
So I'll be good
TELL ME A STORY
Then I'll go to bed



Oh worry, worry
Worry ends my day
Comes the time to go home
Without my raise in pay
Home by the fire
Where a man can just relax
Slippers there, by the chair
Not a worry, not a care
Along comes Junior
Swinging his little axe



TELL ME A STORY
TELL ME A STORY
TELL ME A STORY
Remember what you said
Tell me about the birds an' bees
How you made the Chicken sneeze
TELL ME A STORY
Then I'll go to bed



Came home so late
One evening last July
Played a little poker
The time had passed me by
Shoes in my hand
My darlin' wife in bed
Up the stairs, sayin' a prayer
Then a voice comes thru the air
Hi ya there Daddy
Remember what you said



TELL ME A STORY
TELL ME A STORY
TELL ME A STORY
Remember what you said
Tell my how your eye got black
Because the doorway hit you back
TELL ME A STORY
Then I'll go to bed



Once upon a time
I remember long ago
Don't go back in hist'ry
Your mem'ries kinda slow
Stop your noisy talkin'
Til I finnish with my tale
Once upon -
Once upon a what
Upon your back you'll get a swat
Tell me about the fish you caught
That's bigger than a whale



TELL ME A STORY
TELL ME A STORY
TELL ME A STORY
Remember what you said
You promised me
You said you would
You gotta give in
So I'll be good
Here's a tale you'll never forget
Whack - Whack
And now get up to bed
Aw come on Daddy
TELL ME A STORY

 

[united]

Thanks a lot, I looked everywhere for it, but couldn't come up with anything.

 

[LusbyMom]

Thanks a lot, I looked everywhere for it, but couldn't come up with anything.

I got it from google Took a few tries but finally found it

 

[united]

I got it from google Took a few tries but finally found it

I googled and googled, thought I found it, went through a hundred songs and it wasn't in there, so I was like "I'm posting on somd.com, they seem to be able to find anything" so I did and you found it.

 

[persimmoncf]

You are right United, you do need HELP

 

[united]

You are right United, you do need HELP

you know what? who asked you?

 

[persimmoncf]

you know what? who asked you?

didnt you mother teach you not to ever hit a girl

 

[united]

didnt you mother teach you not to ever hit a girl

Seems to me she didn't do a good job

 

[HollywoodLady]

Nursery Rhymes lyrics, origins and history

Try this site for many other nursery rhymes

 

[CableChick]

Nursery Rhymes lyrics, origins and history

Try this site for many other nursery rhymes

The history of old poems and nursery rhymes are awesome!!