Need some Extra prays II

Bogart

Bogart

New Member
We've come a long long way together,
Through the hard times and the good,
I have have to celebrate you baby,
I have to prays you like I should

We've come a long long way together,
Through the hard times and the good,
I have have to celebrate you baby,
I have to prays you like I should

I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you like I should

I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you

We've come a long long way together,
Through the hard times and the good,
I have have to celebrate you baby,
I have to prays you like I shouldddddd

I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you like I should
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
I have to prays you
 
CityGrl

CityGrl

Time for a nap
Nickel said:
And what have you learned? :tap:
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1) Don't smoke while pregnant.

1a) If you smoke while pregnant, or after you have your kids, do it outside.

1b) If you MUST smoke in your house, just throw the butts in the hole in your floor.

2) Don't use a kerosene heater while pregnant.

2a) However, you should use a kerosene heater so you can save money to buy cigarrettes, have high-speed internet, eat Wendy's #5s, and have your own forum.

3) When all else fails, go on your personal forum and ask for a baby shower. :yay:
 
Nickel

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
CityGrl said:
1) Don't smoke while pregnant.

1a) If you smoke while pregnant, or after you have your kids, do it outside.

1b) If you MUST smoke in your house, just throw the butts in the hole in your floor.

2) Don't use a kerosene heater while pregnant.

2a) However, you should use a kerosene heater so you can save money to buy cigarrettes, have high-speed internet, eat Wendy's #5s, and have your own forum.

3) When all else fails, go on your personal forum and ask for a baby shower. :yay:
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Congratulations, you have passed the mommy test. Go forth and reproduce, just don't post about it. :yay:
 
Nickel

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
CityGrl said:
Maybe I could have Tigger be a surrogate since she seems to have it down so well?
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Which forumite would you choose to donate the sperm? Would you use Tig's egg, or your own?
 
CityGrl

CityGrl

Time for a nap
SmallTown said:
:yay:

Doesn't the government give extra tax credits for crackbabies?
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Hmmm...maybe next year I wouldn't have to PAY taxes to support unfit mothers like :nameunsaid:.

Instead, I could get my OWN tax break! :yay:
 
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