Needed smart phone pet app...
- Thread starter Larry Gude
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mAlice
professional daydreamer
...I-fart.
Wasabi spends a lot of time with me in the office and she just lets loose with some epic stank. It would be nice to share it with the world. I mean, how about a Puppy Fart Olympics? Or FartBook?
She is so precious! When did you get her?
Larry Gude
Strung Out
September last fall. She was about a year then.
Pound puppy. Part pit, part greyhound, part lab and part gas chamber.
mAlice
professional daydreamer
Larry Gude
Strung Out
She's a beautiful pooch.
She really, really is. Picture does her no justice. Absolute athletic stud-ette with lean muscles on muscles. Graceful, powerful, explosive, baby doll. Her coat is lightening up with the...Jesus, she just did it again...
coming summer. MYGAWDDD.
Being such a jockette and as hard as she plays, she's a furnace that just toasts whatever she eats and turns it into some nasty WMD...Whuppo Mustard Deth...
mAlice
professional daydreamer
She really, really is. Picture does her no justice. Absolute athletic stud-ette with lean muscles on muscles. Graceful, powerful, explosive, baby doll. Her coat is lightening up with the...Jesus, she just did it again...
MYGAWDDD.
Being such a jockette and as hard as she plays, she's a furnace that just toasts whatever she eats and turns it into some nasty WMD...Whuppo Mustard Deth...
I've never known a dog to not have toxic gas
belvak
Happy Camper
She's adorable!!!! There are fart apps for the Android that allow you to record and submit your farts! Maybe you can submit Wasabi's on her behalf!!
I only know this because Hubby had me search for and download one for him to go along with his "gun" app. Just imagine... grown men shooting and farting at each other via cell phone.
Boys will be boys.
I only know this because Hubby had me search for and download one for him to go along with his "gun" app. Just imagine... grown men shooting and farting at each other via cell phone.
Boys will be boys.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
I've never known a dog to not have toxic gas
Yeah, butt, (butt, get it?
) she is a special case!!!
Larry Gude
Strung Out
She's adorable!!!! There are fart apps for the Android that allow you to record and submit your farts! Maybe you can submit Wasabi's on her behalf!!
I only know this because Hubby had me search for and download one for him to go along with his "gun" app. Just imagine... grown men shooting and farting at each other via cell phone.
Well, here's the problem. She is not...well...not...noisy. SBD type og gal. So, I'd need a volunteer to just...stand a post, so to speak, and wait for an...event.
Any volunteers?
Surprised no one has asked yet what you're feeding her.
TIP: If someone does ask, say you make her steamed organic vegetables with brown rice, chicken and buffalo meat. That typically mollifies them.
TIP: If someone does ask, say you make her steamed organic vegetables with brown rice, chicken and buffalo meat. That typically mollifies them.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Beer, pizza and ice cream.
We have some super food from the feed store up here. Used to give her Purina 1 and she'd only eat once or twice a day. This new stuff, I'll have to look for the name, she LOVES.
However, her poot potency potential hasn't changed with the food. She just a stinky gurl.
Independence
New Member
I'll put her up against my boy any day. His are so toxic he will wake me up in the middle of the night gasping for air..... the need a fan or a lysol app!
Larry Gude
Strung Out
"Coming this fall to the Discovery Channel! All new! It's in your town, in your home and it's deadly! Join us for...Dog Fart Wars on all new Deadliest jobs!!!!"
Larry Gude
Strung Out
She's too cute for that smell to be coming from her! My Boston can make your Dog's farts smell like Roses. She can even stink herself out from under the covers sometimes!!
I let loose the other day and she gave me this look and left the room and I was like "Oh!!!! How dare you! Look whose talking!!!"
If there was video of people alone talking to their dog, we'd all get locked up.