NEVER SAY TO A COP (possible repeat)

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justhangn

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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
 
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Athena1078

Social Director
My own personal dumb response, kinda goes with #9...I got pulled over one night for speeding.. the officer asked for my registration and liscense. I couldn't find my registration, so I asked him if he could get the info he needed off a ticket I had in my glove box.. I opened the glove box, and 4 warnings came out.. He laughed, and took one.. but came back giving me only a warning..
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Originally posted by Athena1078
My own personal dumb response, kinda goes with #9...I got pulled over one night for speeding.. the officer asked for my registration and liscense. I couldn't find my registration, so I asked him if he could get the info he needed off a ticket I had in my glove box.. I opened the glove box, and 4 warnings came out.. He laughed, and took one.. but came back giving me only a warning..
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Coulndn't have had anything to do with you being topless or something could it?
 
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Athena1078

Social Director
no.. but I did get pulled over one night wearing a low cut spaghetti strap dress, and the cop had 4 other cops come to the scene to watch me to the sobriety test.. and YES I WAS SOBER.. It was embarassing, but at the end of walking in a line, I asked them if I should bend down and touch my toes too
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Originally posted by Athena1078
no.. but I did get pulled over one night wearing a low cut spaghetti strap dress, and the cop had 4 other cops come to the scene to watch me to the sobriety test.. and YES I WAS SOBER.. It was embarassing, but at the end of walking in a line, I asked them if I should bend down and touch my toes too
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They are out to protect and to serve after all.
 
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